BREAKING: World pin shortage critical

amazingly gay.

next to be on the shortage list :

staples

paperclips

hole punchers

I blame the pin preppers.

Someone needs to hijack this thread with nonpinned threads before it is too late!!

PS. You can't eat pins!

This is shocking for me. I had a vision last night about this very thing and was told to come here and post it. To see that someone also received this vision is amazing to me.

It's vital that all of us saved people understand.




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TPTB (the pins that be) are moving forward with their
pin-a-cide agenda....a world-wide population reduction.

So it begins..........

Ban all pins!

Roger that!

This should be Super Pinned.

OMG! I totally missed this. I have a few here; am I in danger, or something? Does anyone know if they're going door to door searching?

Are sticky notes safe to have, or do I have to hide them also?




Last Edited by esotericMorgan on 02/17/2013 02:32 PM

oh, BTW, Tomatoes in, or out???

..... it's all ~very~ possible...



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1. Museum Where Neon Signs Go to Die – $1.8 Million

Did you ever wonder where the flashy and colorful signs in Las Vegas go when they die? The city of Las Vegas has received a $5.2 million federal grant to build the Neon Boneyard Park and Museum, including $1.8 million in 2010.

2. “Free” Grateful Dead Archive – $615,000

Grateful Dead chose a public institution to archive the band‘s memorabilia &#8213;because the whole idea of it being public and free was important to them,&#8214; yet taxpayers are paying $615,000 to make the band‘s archives &#8213; free and &#8213;public. Where? In Santa Cruz, California, of course.

3. Poems in Zoos – $997,766

Our nation currently faces many challenges; a shortage of poetry in our nation‘s zoos, however, is rarely cited as one of them. A federal grant program has directed a million dollars from the public coffers to infuse zoos around the United States with snippets of poetry.

4. “Critter Crossing” – $150,000

The Monkton, Vermont Conservation Commission received $150,000 in federal grant money to build a critter crossing, to save the lives of thousands of migrating salamanders and other amphibians that would otherwise be slaughtered by vehicle traffic on a major roadway.

5. Internet Dating Study – $239,100

The National Science Foundation directed nearly a quarter million dollars to a Stanford University professor‘s study of how Americans use the Internet to find love.

6. Census Super Bowl Commercial Too Ironic to be Understood – $2.5 Million

U.S. taxpayers watched their money vanish quicker at the Super Bowl than those who bet on Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts to win the game. The U.S. Census Bureau lost a $2.5 million bet when its &#8213;Snapshot of Americ ad tanked when it ran during a commercial break in the third quarter. Media critics agreed the multi-million dollar advertisement ranked as one of the worst during the Super Bowl.

7. Studying Male Prostitutes in Vietnam – $442,340

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) spent nearly $442,340 million to study the number of male 124 prostitutes in Vietnam and their social setting.

8. Zoo Receives Federal Funding to Develop Online Video Game, “Wolfquest&#8223; – $609,160

The National Science Foundation (NSF) awarded over $600,000 to the Minnesota Zoo to create a wolf avata video game called WolfQuest

9. Teaching South African Men How to Wash Their Genitalia – $823,200

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) secured a grant for $800,000 in stimulus funds to study the effects of a genital-washing program in Orange Farm, South Africa. Investigators will attempt to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex and hope doing so will prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS.

10. Gold-Plated Potties in the Woods – $1.49 Million

The Denali National Park in Alaska recently built new restrooms at the Teklanika campground to replace chemical toilets with a sweet smelling toilet facility at a cost of nearly $1.5 million to taxpayers. The park will be spending more than $41,000 to replace each of the 36 toilets.

.....many more examples at link


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You need a job at the Onion! Awesome reporting - thank you!

I live in Illinois and I remember this! The train derailment was horrible. The woman with the hair, she was a friend, of a friend's cousin! It was bad times. I am one of those that learned the lesson, I stock up on pins. I have a few feet reserved in the basement with a huge shelving unit. I have enough pins saved up for about two years now.

IN

Hilarious, OP :)

536 crooks and thieves between the House Senate and WH.

what's with all the drivel tonight

:trump-FGTgi: