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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:37 AM
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You are "Real Stupid"
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Would make a great pee in your pants laughing movies.

But anyway sure not true.
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 02:56 AM
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i would love to tell you more but i am afraid it would reveal to much of the book i am writting about my life and the one that i seek so i must only answere questions regarding the science of my state not the history.
 Quoting: valentine 453833


I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS* Ok why start something and not finish it, you are no fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can you turn me into a vampire please?
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Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 03:25 AM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334


I'm going to vouch for this person. He's a low class level vampire (his mother was a vampire, his daddy human).

He has 20% of the power that comes with being that class of vampire. I'm sure he has lots to say, but I wouldn't buy it. The 100% vampires with real blood in them, they're very interesting!

yoda
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11/17/2012 03:33 AM
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when sinking your fangs into the lily white neck of some nubile virgin dont you imagine that its really a throbbing swollen distended elephant cock and that the hot viscous fluid your lapping up with your pestilent fangs is really gobs and gobs of bubbly pachyderm jizz your sucking down like a pathetic little lamprey?hf mmmmmmmmm?
cat103
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11/25/2012 05:06 PM
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do gay men let you feed from their dicks ??
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do gay men let you feed from their dicks ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295696


how did u turn into one
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 02:14 PM
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Are you really a vampire? Please tell me. I i really want to meet you. Please reply back soon. Am very eager
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:45 AM
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Valinetine please can u mail me i really want to knw about u.
[email protected]
Please do reply on this id. I will wait for your mail paitently and i hope that one day you would mail me. Take care.
Aquaocean27
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12/02/2012 01:53 PM
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Please turn me into a vampire. My email is [email protected].
ally
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12/24/2012 02:46 AM
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will you turn me to a vampire and send me a cloak.. just email me first [email protected]
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2012 05:23 AM
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when sinking your fangs into the lily white neck of some nubile virgin dont you imagine that its really a throbbing swollen distended elephant cock and that the hot viscous fluid your lapping up with your pestilent fangs is really gobs and gobs of bubbly pachyderm jizz your sucking down like a pathetic little lamprey?hf mmmmmmmmm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23952125
preeti
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12/25/2012 07:13 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62398


hello sir
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2012 07:15 AM
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hello sir i m looking for real vampire
THEREALDEAL!!!!
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01/02/2013 09:01 PM
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I find that anyone who claims to be over 400 years old is way over exaggerating. I myself am a psychic vampire and find that any pompous illerate idiot who posts ridiculous accusations of being over 110 needs to find a new hooby that they can lie better about. Next time you make u ridiculous ausations about being a creature like for ex: a mermaid, ge our facts right.
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01/07/2013 03:07 PM
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01/07/2013 03:10 PM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334


wont you burn to ashes if you do that?
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01/19/2013 11:56 AM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334


Are you affiliated with O.'.O.'.P.'.?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1458700




Can u turn me? If you are real and not a fake or poser or creep email me: [email protected]
cassandra
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01/23/2013 07:22 PM
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what is your number?
[googlevid]
April1678
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01/23/2013 07:34 PM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334


what state do u live in?
and what is your number? [email protected] plzzz right back at my email plzz o.o
oh shut up!!!!
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01/29/2013 04:20 AM
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ok some people may be giving this person crap for claiming to be a vampire but guess what weather he is or isnt stop hasseling them about changing you or their life choice. fuck off and just let them be i seriously doubt that they meant to be bombarded with "oh my life sucks change me" u know what i wanna be a vampire to but for some actual reasons not some stupid childish fantasy of how awesome it is to become one. and even if they arent its none of your concern if ur gonna be a dick and make fun of people do it on douche bag.net cause thats what u r. thanks
blessed be
Arandomguy1775
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02/06/2013 01:47 AM
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Oh dear, not another one of these threads. Look if you want to know if you are a real vampire, just go to this site (DONT DO THE IRON TEST ITS DANGEROUS) [link to www.vampirewebsite.net] Anyway, whoever made this thread, well done for telling people who you are, just ignore any ignorent people that try to insult you or who don't believe you. I too am a Real Vampire/ Vampyre. And NO you cant just become a vampire by being bitten. And we get human blood from people nice enough to donate to us, or we use animal blood.

Thank You,
-Jack-
Bazzzab
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02/13/2013 11:14 AM
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can you make me a vampire and send me a cloak please ill giv
e my eamil address to you soo you can contract me eamil is [email protected]
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02/21/2013 10:15 PM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334


if youre a real vampire i want you to turn me.
namulasunshine84

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02/27/2013 11:00 AM
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Hi im fasinated of ur story its really amaising im into vampiers I would like to b one but in a way im scared n u say u cant b too young or to old im in between im only 28 id that a good age to b one well I hope to hear from u soon :)
lolwhtajoke27
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03/06/2013 11:56 PM
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dude, if you were a real vampire, you wouldn't be stupid enough to put it on the internet. and if you are then clearly youre a FUCKING IDIOT! species of the unknown like vampires and werewolves don't paint a sign on their backs saying i'm a vampire, waiting for some vampire hunter to find and kill them.
Anonymous Coward
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03/24/2013 02:38 PM
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Can you them me into a vampire?
Email me at: [email protected]
deedee
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05/17/2013 12:15 AM
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I am not especially important..Im a single mom and hair dresser..i am aseeker of thru truth only..Im not one to stand judge and jury for anyone. It is interesting what i have been reading here..i have also been reading about other ancient immortals as well..anyway..nice meeting u

...deedee
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05/27/2013 02:40 AM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477


What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477
grace martin
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06/03/2013 11:14 PM
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hey can you change me I have always wanted to be a vampire? if so you can find me on facebook as grace marie or my email is [email protected]
edward cullen
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08/03/2013 12:15 PM
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im also real vampire tell me what happens if u get near the sun
or in church were god stays or near werewolves and if i get a wrong answer i will suck your blood and im not joking .mind it and reply me
Dixie Darling

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08/03/2013 12:26 PM
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I find that anyone who claims to be over 400 years old is way over exaggerating. I myself am a psychic vampire and find that any pompous illerate idiot who posts ridiculous accusations of being over 110 needs to find a new hooby that they can lie better about. Next time you make u ridiculous ausations about being a creature like for ex: a mermaid, ge our facts right.
 Quoting: THEREALDEAL!!!! 31380161


bigcruise

Fake psychic vampires and their "hoobies"!

Last Edited by Ambitchous on 08/03/2013 12:28 PM





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