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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11223885 United States 11/12/2012 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27921171 Saudi Arabia 11/17/2012 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i would love to tell you more but i am afraid it would reveal to much of the book i am writting about my life and the one that i seek so i must only answere questions regarding the science of my state not the history. Quoting: valentine 453833I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS* Ok why start something and not finish it, you are no fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you turn me into a vampire please? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27836497 Canada 11/17/2012 03:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish Quoting: valentine 386334 I'm going to vouch for this person. He's a low class level vampire (his mother was a vampire, his daddy human). He has 20% of the power that comes with being that class of vampire. I'm sure he has lots to say, but I wouldn't buy it. The 100% vampires with real blood in them, they're very interesting! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23952125 United States 11/17/2012 03:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when sinking your fangs into the lily white neck of some nubile virgin dont you imagine that its really a throbbing swollen distended elephant cock and that the hot viscous fluid your lapping up with your pestilent fangs is really gobs and gobs of bubbly pachyderm jizz your sucking down like a pathetic little lamprey? mmmmmmmmm? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28696858 India 11/29/2012 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Valinetine please can u mail me i really want to knw about u. [email protected] Please do reply on this id. I will wait for your mail paitently and i hope that one day you would mail me. Take care. |
Aquaocean27 User ID: 28926562 United States 12/02/2012 01:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please turn me into a vampire. My email is [email protected]. |
ally User ID: 16909641 United States 12/24/2012 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | will you turn me to a vampire and send me a cloak.. just email me first [email protected] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28760789 New Zealand 12/24/2012 05:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when sinking your fangs into the lily white neck of some nubile virgin dont you imagine that its really a throbbing swollen distended elephant cock and that the hot viscous fluid your lapping up with your pestilent fangs is really gobs and gobs of bubbly pachyderm jizz your sucking down like a pathetic little lamprey? mmmmmmmmm? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23952125 |
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THEREALDEAL!!!! User ID: 31380161 United States 01/02/2013 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I find that anyone who claims to be over 400 years old is way over exaggerating. I myself am a psychic vampire and find that any pompous illerate idiot who posts ridiculous accusations of being over 110 needs to find a new hooby that they can lie better about. Next time you make u ridiculous ausations about being a creature like for ex: a mermaid, ge our facts right. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32582332 United States 01/19/2013 11:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish Quoting: valentine 386334 Are you affiliated with O.'.O.'.P.'.? Can u turn me? If you are real and not a fake or poser or creep email me: [email protected] |
cassandra User ID: 32897499 United States 01/23/2013 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
April1678 User ID: 32897499 United States 01/23/2013 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish Quoting: valentine 386334 what state do u live in? and what is your number? [email protected] plzzz right back at my email plzz o.o |
oh shut up!!!! User ID: 33255822 United States 01/29/2013 04:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok some people may be giving this person crap for claiming to be a vampire but guess what weather he is or isnt stop hasseling them about changing you or their life choice. fuck off and just let them be i seriously doubt that they meant to be bombarded with "oh my life sucks change me" u know what i wanna be a vampire to but for some actual reasons not some stupid childish fantasy of how awesome it is to become one. and even if they arent its none of your concern if ur gonna be a dick and make fun of people do it on douche bag.net cause thats what u r. thanks blessed be |
Arandomguy1775 User ID: 33787250 United Kingdom 02/06/2013 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh dear, not another one of these threads. Look if you want to know if you are a real vampire, just go to this site (DONT DO THE IRON TEST ITS DANGEROUS) [link to www.vampirewebsite.net] Anyway, whoever made this thread, well done for telling people who you are, just ignore any ignorent people that try to insult you or who don't believe you. I too am a Real Vampire/ Vampyre. And NO you cant just become a vampire by being bitten. And we get human blood from people nice enough to donate to us, or we use animal blood. Thank You, -Jack- |
Bazzzab User ID: 34325897 United Kingdom 02/13/2013 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can you make me a vampire and send me a cloak please ill giv Quoting: celal123 1369706 e my eamil address to you soo you can contract me eamil is [email protected] |
vampire User ID: 34919966 United States 02/21/2013 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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lolwhtajoke27 User ID: 1497844 United States 03/06/2013 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dude, if you were a real vampire, you wouldn't be stupid enough to put it on the internet. and if you are then clearly youre a FUCKING IDIOT! species of the unknown like vampires and werewolves don't paint a sign on their backs saying i'm a vampire, waiting for some vampire hunter to find and kill them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20610084 United States 03/24/2013 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can you them me into a vampire? Email me at: [email protected] |
deedee User ID: 6708895 United States 05/17/2013 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...deedee |
are you real vampire? User ID: 40586077 Croatia 05/27/2013 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721 france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history? What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!! |
grace martin User ID: 41094570 United States 06/03/2013 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey can you change me I have always wanted to be a vampire? if so you can find me on facebook as grace marie or my email is [email protected] |
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Dixie Darling User ID: 44384821 United States 08/03/2013 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I find that anyone who claims to be over 400 years old is way over exaggerating. I myself am a psychic vampire and find that any pompous illerate idiot who posts ridiculous accusations of being over 110 needs to find a new hooby that they can lie better about. Next time you make u ridiculous ausations about being a creature like for ex: a mermaid, ge our facts right. Quoting: THEREALDEAL!!!! 31380161 Fake psychic vampires and their "hoobies"! Last Edited by Ambitchous on 08/03/2013 12:28 PM |