*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!

I guess you do not want to play anymore?

i would love to tell you more but i am afraid it would reveal to much of the book i am writting about my life and the one that i seek so i must only answere questions regarding the science of my state not the history.

Flag Day!

how can i tell if someone has aids. well thats difficult for even me to understand i suppose i would have to compare it to dogs thast can "smell" cancer in a human being i was not trained like them but i can somehow sense the sickness inside of them the lowered emune system the week body their heart beat seemes different although it all depends on how far along in the disseas they are if it is still hiv and has not transgressed into aids then the signs would be less aparent nevertheless i would stay away from them its better not to find out what that disease would do to my system.

I believe that I have been infected also. I can no longer tolerate direct sunlight, and the urge to feed is increasing daily. Are there any way you have found to control the onset of this?

Do you suck blood from gay people?

well this all depends on how you have become infected who ever infectedf you must be the one with whom you speek to it is up to them to teach you how to control these "urges" but i will say that until you have more power over yourself you should practice percaution everywere you go do not go into crowded places or hospitals any place were blood could potentialy have contact with the air, if you smell blood remove yourself from the area as soon as possible but i urge you to find the one who infected you they are souly responsible for whatever you do.

Let me see.... Do you ever just snack on mosquitoes?

It was a doctor that treated me as a child. I was near death and when this doctor was assigned my case I had a sudden improvement in my condition. My present "condition" has been slow in manifesting itself, but as of late has rapidly progressed. I believe my doctor only meant well in what he did as did your friend.

Regards

X

how can you post at 2pm? aren't vampires supposed to be asleep during the day?

Do you sweat?

do u have any specil powers other then having a long life,

So OP, you rape others for their blood??????

When will you be done with your book and where can we get it.

what the heck? you are copying the story of "INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE".

BS -- you just have porphyria.

How many other vampires do you know? are there many? is there some sort of secret club? or a code that you must abide to? a vampire leader?

what are your sleeping arrangements like? when, where and how long do you sleep?

i would also like to know if you have any special powers other than long-life.

oh also, do you eat/drink normal human food/liquids or is it just blood?

What a load of malarkey. You are not a vampire and you are no older than a normal human.

You know better than to mess with the weak of will. Shame on you. Your punishment will be fitting of your actions.

best laugh of the day! Thanks!

I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS* Ok why start something and not finish it, you are no fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's pathetic how you all believe Valentine.
*excluding Coward*
Vampires do exist but what valentine describes sounds more like dracula than anything else. *AKA F- A- K- E *

here's how i know.
A. i happen to be a psi/sang vampire myself
b. vampires arent immortal.
c. you cant tell what type of blood you happen to be drinking.
d. vampires dont die if they go outside, infact ive got quite a nice tan as of right now
e. THERE ISNT SUCH THING AS TURNING.
f. anyone can have sensitive eyes.
and,
well valentine is full of b.s.

xx
ladyian

Three centuries and you can't spell or use correct grammar?


hmmm...

I met someone when I was 17 who revealed to me that he was a vampire, alive for over 400 years. This was before Anne Rice's novels. I freaked and never saw him again.

is your name manfred?

oh for fuck's sake, i can't read anymore from this illiterate 300 year old high school drop out.

a keyboard does not cause bad spelling...your lack of education does.

Vampire's Suck!

So after your ever-so-long stint on earth, you claim you have mastered spelling and grammar “but <you> have not yet mastered the key board”. You say you were “changed” in 1721. The qwerty placement of a keyboard (i.e. regular old typewriter) was invented in 1875… a mere 154 years after you were transformed (into a 283 + / - year old blood-sucking, 12-step-human-feeder’s anonymous attending, *made other arrangements* to eat freakazoid) . So you’re trying to say that after 133 years, you still can’t seem to find HOMEROW?!! BloodBank of the Redwoods can kiss my butt the next time they try to get me to donate my 0- blood for some random shortage. I’ll be DAMNED (HAHA!! Get it? Damned? *wink*) if they think I’m a soup-kitchen for the lost boys! Honestly… I’m not going to slam you for being an idiot. I’m stuck at my government job in a place that’s hotter than hell with only 11 minutes left in my day but I’d rather stay here and surf the internet and use THEIR a/c than go out to my car where it’s 150 degrees where I can fight traffic for the next 2 hours. Instead, I’m going to thank you because you made me laugh harder than I have in a long time so Kudo’s!!