*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

ok, im trying to figure out wether or not im a vampire. i mean i search for beauty,blood,and sometimes love.in sexual times, i bite to break skin and i love it. ha maybe its just a rough sex kinda thing,but theres more. im sensitive to light...not all the time but 5 days out of 7 i am, maybe its just my eyes.im very drowsy during the day, i often take naps but ever since i was little my mom has said that im her "little night owl". i'm much more active in the night but maybe it'd because i sleep during the day...i have no idea what to think and i mean id love to be one of the elite but i just think everything i hav said i have an excuse for. well if you can help me or tell me id really appreciate it darling.
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what a load of tosh!

ok ive always been interested in stuff that is out of this world
like sci-fi shit
are vampires really real
and im talking about suck blood, supernatural, godess, looking ppl
nt wanna beez
if they are real show me
like im serious nt sum edited stuff REAL
real: factual, non fony, actually proven.
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Sorry Kiddos Vampires are not real. You are true blue in the flesh human beings. One day you will look back at this phase and wonder what the hell you were thinking.

LOL kids. They are cute aren't they?

You moderns are boring.

I think I'll sleep through this silly century.

come on now. that's right out of the Twlight series by Stephanie Meyere. Those are some of the greatest books ive read. Quit stealing her ideas!

Before anyone else corrects me, yes I spelt Meyer wrong. I'm not an idoit, just a horrible typer.

TELL US WHO MAGGIE AND LIAM ARE IN THE IRISH CLAN OF VAMPIRES IN THE MEYER TWILIGHT SERIES. ARE THEY NORTHERN IRISH OR IRISH REPUBLIC SHAPESHIFTERS? A BET'S RIDIN ON IT.

I'll honestly admit that I dont know. I'm not obsessed with the series as anyone who would know that obscure trivia question, I just enjoy the novels. I pointed out his plagiarism because it was obvious.

It sounds dark but do you do transfer services? Like turn others into vampires? Also if one is turned to a vampire do they really stay in the same form of age when they were turned. Explain please.

how do you find vampires?|

interesting

i would like to know more on how your body works in the way of digesting and removal of waste from the system.

how about the use of drugs/alcohol. do these things have altering effects on your actions such as in humans? and is there any substance that effects you like drugs or alcohol would in a human, but yet has no effects on humans?last but not least, what scares you?

also, to whom do you yield?

so, why is it that 12 hours later,hope you have had enough rest, I get the same answers to my feeble questions that i get from any other"i am a vampire site" nothing. thanks for the insite.

Do vampires have lots of sex? Or being an undead, there's a loss of blood flow to your member? hehehe

Is there actually someone who answers the questions?

prov to me u r a real vampire ... I feel like your one of the poserss

So vampire are real ? i am just curious..... are there different types of Vampire ?
Do you all have a religion ?

No vampires aren't rule. Sheesh

I mean real

How do you get vitamin D?

How do you get carbs?

How do you collect your welfare check, as its closed when dark?

Is the language on your keyboard set to Transilvanian?

Are you completely mad - or just working towards it?

Have any relatives in Pontianak Indonesia ?

and I am a real werewolf

YOU HAVE INSOMNIA, DARLING!

What do you think of Palin ?

coven vs. coven knight: it is NORTHERN IRISH...lol I love twilight...I was a fan way before these stupid little preps started reading...GOD I HATE POSERS!!!!

another thing, this thread is not real, anyone can see that. If I was a vampire, the first thing I will do would learn the keyboard...HA I would be able to write a book within seconds. I would be that fast!

tootles b****es!~

Do you suck blood from gay people?