Due to Budget cuts the CIA will be utilizing the services of some of the same 9/11 Al Ciada terrorist for this next Flase Flag Attack

And according to further reports, prospective Vice President Palin has unveiled a masterplan which involves flying the Pentagon into a plane.

Federal Government plans to cut Sodium Flouride in drinking water.

"Effects not what we thought they would be" One long time rat poison ditributor said;- "Instead of dumbing down the population to a reasonable level, you now have nitwits believing in all kinds of conspiracy theorys about 911. I mean come on, a retarded 7 year old without sodium flouride poisoning clearly understands what happened on 911, but these other yahoos!- Crazier than shithouse rats!"

Bush could not be reached for comment...

In a further development, CIA Director Lee Mason stated that due to the afore-mentioned budget cuts, the proposed fake alien/UFO invasion will now consist of weather balloons, tinfoil and Transformers merchandise bought from Ebay.