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mathetes User ID: 514914 United States 04/01/2009 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who voted for this fucktard? Well he is not getting reelected! Quoting: SkepticI'm going tinfoil on you here...I think he is setting certain things up to make sure he is re-elected For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in. |
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The Jurist User ID: 642652 United States 04/01/2009 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :tj_obow: ` (Be) Divide(ed) and (be) Conquer(ed)... Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do. ~There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner. —me ~What luck for Rulers that Men do not Think. —Adolf Hitler :damned: Doom is optional. There is good news abounds. |
BRIAN MORAN User ID: 640539 Australia 04/01/2009 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | look, it would be easy to save money for Nascar, Quoting: sleepy head 454544just put governors on the cars. 65 mph is plenty fast enough. a 400 lap race would take about 10 hours. they could sell lots of commercials. How about replace the engines with big rubber bands? Then instead of burning POISONOUS GASOLINE to make DEADLY POLLUTION CARBON DIOXIDE, they can employ a couple of "winders" in each car, whose job it is to crank on some handles to keep the rubber band wound up. This improvement will transfer directly to the road, since gasoline will be illegal soon. Unless you're in the government, then of course you're too important to drive a rubber band car, of course government people get gasoline cars. |
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Lastcall User ID: 647480 United States 04/01/2009 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dumb rednecks actually bought this shit! LOLOLOL!!! I bet a couple are suitin' up to go huntin'. Quoting: falchion6What you should be asking yourself is "why is it so plausible?" 1.We have an auto industry that's on the rocks because Bill Clinton and George Bush signed some of the stupidest banking reforms imaginable. 2.ALL manufactures world wide are in trouble because they cant borrow money to get through this recession (See #1) 3.Obama wont LEND (as opposed to GIVE , like he did with AIG)the automakers operating capital unless they start building "politically correct" vehicles that WONT SELL even after the economy recovers. 4. And guess what Obama's other chief demand is HE WANTS GM TO CRUSH THE UAW !!!!! If I was one of the poor saps in the UAW who voted for Obama I'd be feeling pretty stupid (and angry) right now. |
Skeptic (OP) User ID: 647460 India 04/01/2009 07:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who voted for this fucktard? Well he is not getting reelected! Quoting: mathetesI'm going tinfoil on you here...I think he is setting certain things up to make sure he is re-elected Oh yeah, I forgot about ACORN and the cemetery voters... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 640539 Australia 04/01/2009 07:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dumb rednecks actually bought this shit! LOLOLOL!!! I bet a couple are suitin' up to go huntin'. Quoting: falchion6No they got caught, and they didn't even have their white tuxedos. [link to www.zimbio.com] Schlesselman stated that they planned to drive their vehicle as fast as they could toward Obama, shooting at him from the windows. Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt. Both individuals further stated they knew they would and were willing to die during this attempt. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 538751 United States 04/01/2009 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | April Fools! Bogus Report Rattles NASCAR Nation Depending on your point of view, Car And Driver magazine has authored one of the best April Fools jokes in recent memory, or the worst ever. Author Jared Gall penned an article late yesterday claiming that President Barack Obama had ordered both General Motors and Chrysler to end their involvement in NASCAR by the end of the 2009 season, or lose their share of federal bailout dollars. Perhaps the author's name -- Gall -- should have provided a clue that something was amiss on April 1. But for a brief time yesterday evening, NASCAR Nation was badly shaken by what now appears to have been a completely bogus report. The story quoted Obama saying, "Automakers used to operate on the principle of 'win on Sunday, sell on Monday,' but the Auto Task Force's research just doesn't validate that as true." Car And Driver also reported the government’s automotive oversight committee had concluded that NASCAR’s new Car Of Tomorrow eliminates the possibility of meaningful technological development, saying, "NASCAR is a racing series that regulates down to the smallest detail of the cars. There's no technological development to speak of." The story also quoted the unattributed government statement as saying, “Racing has been said to improve on-road technology, but frankly, NASCAR almost flaunts its standing among the lowest-tech forms of motorsport. This nation's way forward does not hinge on decades-old technology. We need new, and we need innovation." Car And Driver said Ford will also be required to exit the sport, if the Detroit automaker requests federal bailout assistance. Finally, it claimed that NASCAR officials are considering replacing Chevrolet and Dodge with Hyundai. Happy April Fools Day, everyone! |
Sireen-reborn User ID: 626293 United States 04/01/2009 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hell for the NHRA guys, BUDWEISER, who's been a sponsor since day 1 has dropped their sponsorship!!!! That was HUGE news. It'll be weird not seeing a BUD car at the next NHRA! anything after 'but' is bullshit! [link to www.myspace.com] "Once you open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy, you then see conspiracy in everything." [link to deadbydecember-sireen.blogspot.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 638502 United States 04/01/2009 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hope this is true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 647646It is bullshit they spend any money at all on NASCAR when asking for bailouts Fuck the inbred rednecks STOP NASCAR!!!!! Boy you can tell your stupid. Those ibnred rednecks quit watching nascar because it lost all of its southern charm. Also the experiences on the racetrack have made teh cars we drive domestically a lot safer. The track is the ultimate testing ground. fugggg-it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 626460 Colombia 04/01/2009 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Both of them should stop putting any money into nascar. They are broke/bankrupt! Period, end of story. They need to do what every other american has to do when they are broke. CUT expenses! No wonder our country is going down! Now we are subsidizing NASCAR. I can't afford to do that after bailing out the banks. |
Sireen-reborn User ID: 626293 United States 04/01/2009 10:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last year when DHL was closing up shop and laying off hundreds of people..especially here in Ohio, we were amused at the DHL dragster at last years NHRA finals! Everytime one went down the road, we groaned at the amount of lost jobs it took to get that car there! anything after 'but' is bullshit! [link to www.myspace.com] "Once you open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy, you then see conspiracy in everything." [link to deadbydecember-sireen.blogspot.com] |
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