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Anonymous Coward User ID: 653681 Greece 04/15/2009 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Richard Strong User ID: 471457 United States 04/15/2009 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ZOMG! Everytime my wife speaks it sounds like she is speaking gibberish too! Sometimes i can distinguish a word or two like 'change diaper' or something but i just have NO clue what the fuck she is saying. Weird! I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ZOMG! Everytime my wife speaks it sounds like she is speaking gibberish too! Sometimes i can distinguish a word or two like 'change diaper' or something but i just have NO clue what the fuck she is saying. Weird! Quoting: Richard Strongi haven't reached your level of blockage yet. i'm working on it but i've only been married 7 months. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
Once 4 All User ID: 642563 United States 04/15/2009 09:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went to church one day and an Evangelist laid hands on my head. Later that day while along in my room this language I had never learned or studied came flowing out of my mouth. It was like spirit speaking directly to Spirit in Heaven. It's been happening for centuries since the Day of Pentacost. It is a gift of the Holy Spirit. [link to www.savemenowjesus.com] You can pray for the Gift of Interpretation! |
1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | record it then post it then we will explain it.so simmple as this Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653681kind of hard to. like this morning, it was right as i was getting out of bed she did it. seems like it's usually when something almost wakes her up. i wouldn't want to record the whole night because i don't really want to know what the fuck i talk about in my sleep....lol fucking glp has warped me. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
Richard Strong User ID: 471457 United States 04/15/2009 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ZOMG! Everytime my wife speaks it sounds like she is speaking gibberish too! Sometimes i can distinguish a word or two like 'change diaper' or something but i just have NO clue what the fuck she is saying. Weird! Quoting: 1-2-Followi haven't reached your level of blockage yet. i'm working on it but i've only been married 7 months. Dude...trust me...YOU WILL! I feel the force is strong with you 1-2. I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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go diego dieFgo dieogo dielgo (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
go diego dieFgo dieogo dielgo (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | go diewgo diehgo dieago dietgo diego dieigo diengo diego dietgo diehgo dieego diego diefgo dieugo diecgo diekgo dieigo diengo dieggo diego diewgo dieogo diergo dielgo diedgo diego dieigo diesgo diego dietgo diehgo dieago dietgo diego diesgo diehgo dieigo dietgo diego diergo dieogo diefgo dielgo diego die Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
go diego dieFgo dieogo dielgo (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | go diego diergo dieogo diefgo diego die Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
A_Leopard_Sanctuary User ID: 656069 United States 04/15/2009 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Suppressed area of brain during rem stage of sleep. Most aren't able to fully form word intended as when conscious. Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest. Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's? Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves. The garden gives greatest power. Diabetes curing food list [Forget the FDA - Think for yourself]: Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition |
A_Leopard_Sanctuary User ID: 656069 United States 04/15/2009 09:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | game fans? child warner? Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest. Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's? Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves. The garden gives greatest power. Diabetes curing food list [Forget the FDA - Think for yourself]: Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition |
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1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Suppressed area of brain during rem stage of sleep. Most aren't able to fully form word intended as when conscious. Quoting: A_Leopard_Sanctuaryinteresting. she takes sleeping pills so i'm sure she's in a deep state of sleep. i on the other hand sleep fairly lightly so maybe that's why i speak words rather than jibberish. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you will have to fuck the spirits out of her. Tell her it is for her own good. Quoting: Wraith1970yeah, i did that twice last night, but she spoke again this morning. guess i didn't get them all. oh well, maybe tonight i'll glue her throat shut and see what happens. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
alcoholicsanonymous User ID: 657206 United States 04/15/2009 09:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Wraith1970 User ID: 636531 United States 04/15/2009 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you will have to fuck the spirits out of her. Tell her it is for her own good. Quoting: 1-2-Followyeah, i did that twice last night, but she spoke again this morning. guess i didn't get them all. oh well, maybe tonight i'll glue her throat shut and see what happens. Guess she will need to take one for the team. |
Richard Strong User ID: 471457 United States 04/15/2009 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | satanist speak in tongues & even deceived the churches to speak in tongues its a demonic language no BS. Quoting: alcoholicsanonymous 657206Women ARE evil so this explains a helluva lot! I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | satanist speak in tongues & even deceived the churches to speak in tongues its a demonic language no BS. Quoting: alcoholicsanonymous 657206married to satan? suhweet. :5: well at least that explains her bitchiness. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guess she will need to take one for the team. Quoting: Wraith1970yep. i have to get my sleep, so this should do the trick to choke out the demons. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 657225 United States 04/15/2009 09:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok, so i know i talk in my sleep. a lot. and have been known to say weird shit like "second barstool. SECOND BARSTOOL!" and "JUMANJI", but i have witnessed something really fucking strange recently. Quoting: 1-2-Followmy wife has been talking in her sleep, but she never says an actual word. it's just a bunch of jibba jabba. it's like she's speaking in tongues or something. it's very fluid and it's seems like she knows what she's saying, but it's not english and she doesn't know any other languages. what the fuck is that about? anyone else know of someone that does this? it's fucking borderline scary sounding. Yeah, I been doing it for the last 13 years! Don't worry about it, and don't freak out on your Wife. It's not a bad thing! In fact, I believe it's a good thing! |
1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah, I been doing it for the last 13 years! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657225Don't worry about it, and don't freak out on your Wife. It's not a bad thing! In fact, I believe it's a good thing! i guess... it's pretty funny. just as long as her head doesn't start rotating i don't have a problem with it. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
C.I.K. User ID: 628872 United States 04/15/2009 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok, so i know i talk in my sleep. a lot. and have been known to say weird shit like "second barstool. SECOND BARSTOOL!" and "JUMANJI", but i have witnessed something really fucking strange recently. Quoting: 1-2-Followmy wife has been talking in her sleep, but she never says an actual word. it's just a bunch of jibba jabba. it's like she's speaking in tongues or something. it's very fluid and it's seems like she knows what she's saying, but it's not english and she doesn't know any other languages. what the fuck is that about? anyone else know of someone that does this? it's fucking borderline scary sounding. Are there any statues/figurines in your bedroom? If so, what? If you could acquire a recording of the speech it would much be in your favor... |
1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are there any statues/figurines in your bedroom? If so, what? Quoting: C.I.K. 628872If you could acquire a recording of the speech it would much be in your favor... mmm no, but she does have a big curt kobain figurine in the living room. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
Follower of Jesus User ID: 592962 United States 04/15/2009 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went to church one day and an Evangelist laid hands on my head. Later that day while along in my room this language I had never learned or studied came flowing out of my mouth. It was like spirit speaking directly to Spirit in Heaven. It's been happening for centuries since the Day of Pentacost. It is a gift of the Holy Spirit. Quoting: Once 4 All 642563[link to www.savemenowjesus.com] You can pray for the Gift of Interpretation! I wonder how God would have the OP interpret the F word...?? Just curious...grin Follower of Jesus (FoJ) |
1-2-Follow (OP) User ID: 341826 United States 04/15/2009 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wonder how God would have the OP interpret the F word...?? Quoting: Follower of JesusJust curious...grin right. because cursing is a sin. is that in the king james version or the conclusion of your interpretation of it integrated with today's morale standards and political correctness? yeah, that's what i thought. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
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