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Original Message Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......

I will vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog.

I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the
same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I will vote Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long
as nobody is offended by it.

I will vote Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they now think
we are good people.

I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't
tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I will vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.

I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
to free health care, free education, free welfare and free Social
Security benefits.

I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats
see fit.

I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who
would never get their agendas past the voters.
I will vote Democrat because I believe every problem will be solved by
government and Democrats running the government will bring fairness and prosperity for all!

I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my
azz that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.

Remember John Wayne's saying:
"Life's tough - It's even tougher
if you're stupid."

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