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"If I were god"
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[quote:Czarcasym:MV8xMTU2MDQ4XzE4NjM0MjA0X0NGQjRBNDM3] [quote:Anonymous Coward 1039855] If I were God I would throw away the cars and the bars and the war and make sweet love to you. Oh wait! That's what I'd do if I were king of the world! My bad! [/quote] If I were god... All would be King... :5a: [/quote]
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If I were god...
...I would give everyone wings, so there would be no need for fossil fuels...
...I would make huge trees that were hollow so now one would need to cut them down...
...I would make all the Earth's temperature 80 degrees F, no more heating or cooling...
...I would place all the food you could ever eat on all the trees and bushes...
...I would separate the day and night equally...
...I would make all water pure and sweet to drink...
...I would let you fly to the Moon and other planets...
..,I would make you all the same color...
...I would give you sight to see in the dark...
...I would hold you dear to my heart...
Now for all this I ask nothing...
except...
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