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++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++
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[quote:Lefty 15711884:MV8xMTgzMTFfMzEwNDM4ODRfMjQzRTgwQUQ=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 15140972:MV8xMTgzMTFfMzEwMjU2MDJfQTUzMTI4RTY=] Hiya all ETs on this thread! I just wanted to say that one of your relations/relatives whatever you call them keeps making me peanut butter sandwiches, and is NOT doing any of the work he is supposed to do AT ALL. I think you need to reprimand him or take him to the big boss-but I don't know who your big boss is. This ET is crazy I think......can you please help me get him out of my house......it is very frustrating to be woken up at 3 30 am and be handed a freshly made peanut butter sandwich. This ET is very loving and cuts the sandwich into 4 PERFECT squares every time, but when I try to tell him no thanks and please do not wake me up anymore and please go help Lefty and all the others who are clearly doing SERIOUS work on this earth of ours, he starts crying. Can you please come and pick him up? I would be ever so grateful. Thank you Lefty and all :) PJ [/quote] HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE The little fella is on vacation, taking care of you. Lefty's hands are a bit full right now with experiences. Hee hee hee, privacy needed. Send little fella to MR. Rightnut's abode. [/quote]
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HELLO EARTHLINGS,
I am a extra terrestrial and I have been reading your webforums and magazines and watched your t.v channels and monitored your phone calls
I have decided to be the first alien to let himself be asked questions and answer and that all on GLP.
I await your questions
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER...V
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