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++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++
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[quote:ST In BG 1023:MV8xMTgzMTFfMTM4ODUwNV85NzVEQjVCRA==] Anonymous Coward User ID: 238 ST in BG, As promised I located the last message I received from ace. It was forwarded by someone else. It was much longer ago than I remembered. "Thursday, 7 December 2000, at 9:16 p.m. you are same size as who you call ace he says this is humor" The last message before that one came from ace himself directly. That one came as a surprise after a nearly a year of no contact. ace has always called me teacher: "Wednesday, 28 June 2000, at 2:38 p.m. you should know that you have been observed teacher you are slow but you eventually receive message standby" You are right about ace´s wit, but that last message is still a mystery to me. I was always able to understand what he meant before that in many messates, but that one stumped me. However, later the one who forwarded ace´s humorous remark began to address me as Lt. Commander. ace was a commander. Not much that being ever said was very understandable and he would not explain why he was calling me that at the time. I still don´t know. He referred to ace as Fleet Commander. ** Hee Hee Hee !! ... I Love His Humor/Wit !!! Ok !! ... You Need To Understand That Zeta Humor Is Not Always What Is Revealed Completely On The Surface !! ... Esentially There Are Many Truths & Laugh Lines !! ... *I Say "Laugh Lines" As The Joke/Giggles Are From The Zetas Understanding Completely What Is Said ... And Yourself Having That Perplexed Look And Thought !! ... What ??? ... And We Just Cannot Contain Ourselves From Bursting Out Laughing/Snorting !! ... *This Is No Offense To You ... It Is Just Well ... *We Love To Pull Off Great Zingers !! ... *I Speak From Great Experience On This !! ... Having Been Caught Many Times !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!! You say you understand what ace meant by our being the same size. He´s less than four feet tall and I´m about 5´ 6. That´s why I still don´t understand his joke. *Yes Indeed I Understand !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!! ... As I Am Connected To The "Zeta Net" (The Zeta Reticulian Cerebral Network) *Well To Understand What Was Said ... "you are same size as who you call ace" ... The Being Is Saying ... That You Are Like Myself (ST In BG) !! ... Not Only In Terrestrial Form ... But In Zeta Form As Well !! ... So This Explains Also The Reference To: Lt. Commander (You In Zeta Form) ... And "Ace" As: Commander/Fleet Commander (In Zeta Form) Later, this message was sent to me: "Tuesday, 14 August 2001, at 4:39 p.m. arrival 0130 est 9/24/01 adapter to be provided southwest of house visual and communication be prepared" Suffice it to say they were a no-show and it was quite some time before there was any explaination offered for their failure to show up. A friend of mine was also told they would arrive west of his house at 11:30 p.m. on 9/24/01. They didn´t appear there either. He is a professional photographer and had been instructed to bring his cameras to take pictures. His contact was to be visual only. He was told not to approach the craft until he was told. They didn´t show up. We´ve been waiting for further contact ever since but it still hasn´t happened. Thanks. *I Enjoyed Reading Of Your Messages !! ... I Regret Hearing That The Last Contact Had To Be Cancelled !! ... I Am Told That "Other Matters" Needed To Be Attended To !! *I Hope That Our Explanation Of Ace´s Joke & The One Who Forwarded The Message(s) Is Not Taken In Offense !! .. This Was Made In Wonderful Zeta Humor !! ... Of Which We All Love A Great Joke/Gag !!! ... Hee Hee Hee !!! ST In BG [/quote]
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HELLO EARTHLINGS,
I am a extra terrestrial and I have been reading your webforums and magazines and watched your t.v channels and monitored your phone calls
I have decided to be the first alien to let himself be asked questions and answer and that all on GLP.
I await your questions
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER...V
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