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++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 617604:MV8xMTgzMTFfMTExOTk3MDRfRjlFRkJEOTU=] Greetings ST and the ornery ET gang... Asparagus and rhubarb.... Today's thrill-packed episode of the continuing saga of Telestrator Tales aka the Chronicles of DOOOOOOOOMification. Tettering on the edges of the cliffs... hanging by the toenails...the citizens of earth wait breathlessly for the next installment. Will is be soon? Will it be spine- chilling? Will it open the mind to endless possibilities.. We will find the answer to this and many other questions after a brief message from our sponsor....Enki Pineyapples and raspyberries.... Today's episode opens in the afternoon..@ 1:11 and ends @ 1:17. The scene appears with rows of "spades" just sitting there.. minding thier own business. Then out of the blue of the western sky comes....maurading hearts. The spades change to hearts and move from west to east. Finally there are rows of moving hearts. The hearts changed to clear circles with black rim.. And started flowing from the Northwest. Like a deluge they fell with great force. Then they changes to pink rimmed circles. Falling even more furiously. The pink rimmed circles then had electromagnetic lines interspersed with them.. Both flowing from the NorthWest. The lines were red/ green. The lines disappeared and the circles turned completely red. They fell in a very heavy deluge. Again from NorthWest. The red rain fell for a bit. Then stopped. The whole scene was then red.The earth was covered in red "dust"?? Then from the East a clear liquid flowed and covered the whole screen. The red was floating like oil slicks on the water. It ebbed and flowed. Covering the entire USA. In the North a "light" pyramid flashed and then disappeared. I still am not sure of the location of this pyramid. Somewhere between Minnesota/ Michigan...Canada/Great Lakes? Maybe in one of the Great Lakes. ?????? The oil slicks continued floating on the water. Then I touched the screen. Don't know why. Then the message disappered./faded. Poof. It came back a few seconds later with another influx of water from the East. Acain the red dust slicks were floating on the clear liquid and flowing toward the west. Again the Continent was covered. I do not know how deep. Then it ended.@ 1:17pm Central ((hugs)) Farkleberries and gooseberries.. Wispy [/quote]
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HELLO EARTHLINGS,
I am a extra terrestrial and I have been reading your webforums and magazines and watched your t.v channels and monitored your phone calls
I have decided to be the first alien to let himself be asked questions and answer and that all on GLP.
I await your questions
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER...V
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