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Why God loves America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER STRAP YOURSELF DOWN FOLKS AND GET READY FOR SOME COLD HARD TRUTH!
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[quote:12000Eyes:MV8xMTg3MDkyXzE5MjUwNzgwXzhERDU3Nzg4] OP, God called and wanted me to tell you that you are embarrassing Him. Even if you're an Onion contributor and used to writing satire, you've jumped the shark. You don't know if God is the boss of Earth's creator. Yeah, that's right! What if there is a bigger God than the Earth's creator? Wrap your tiny brain around that... Folks ~ [i]you have to be pretty strong spiritually to be able to withstand the doctrines of organized religion[/i]. Mostly, because of people who think like the OP. [/quote]
God loves freedom, goodness and people who love his son Jesus. Therefore he loves and favors the United States and Israel. God hates the devil, so he hates muslims and that is why he starves their children to death.
He also starves to death Pagans and Atheists. It is one of the reason the commies always just kill eachother and starve. Also look at all the Pagans in India. They live in shit and starve to death while doing it.
He loves us (Americans) also because we help protect his Chosen People the Israelis. God is all about love but you cross him and he kills you and your entire family.
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