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======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
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Amanda Colmenero Discovers the Downside of Using Her Vagina as Meth Storage Facility.
But being a forgetful meth head, Amanda decided to store her chemical intoxicants deep in her vagina, lest she get too high and lose them. And because she stored them so deep, deputies missed them during her cavity search.
Our hero was placed in a holding cell. But when jailers checked on her the next morning, they found her unconscious and nearly dead. While Amanda had taken special care to not misplace her meth, that same care hadn't been given to the bags she used to hold her dope. One of them broke, which caused the meth to seep into her vaginal apparatus, which in turn caused her to be in deep shit.
She was rushed to a hospital where doctors discovered her secret storage compartment and removed the offending items.
Karma for the meth head.
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