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Tila Tequila wigs out on her blog about the illuminati, celebrities selling soul to Satan, 2012 etc.
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[quote:phant0m_ 1138415:MV8xMjMwOTc2XzIwMTUzMjcwXzY2QjJEMEZE] The Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society is a secret society of clones of former Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler intent on world conquest. Under the leadership of Evil Elvis, Noam Particular and Eva Braun II, they have become one of the greatest nuisances to the earth in years, and are very close to being considered an actual threat by the FBI. Despite its name, the society is in fact no longer connected to the Illuminati, as they had been expelled from the organization for not taking their goal of world domination seriously enough. After World War II the Illuminati, impressed by Hitler's early successes in the war's opening phase, sought to harness his military skill by retreiving his brain, despite claims that there was too much fuss over Hitler already and they ought to use the brain of someone less known like Erwin Rommel, who was rumored to be able to destroy Hitler with using his body nor physic powers. Unfortunately, after the organ had been reanimated, it became apparent that the effects of being shot and burned had taken its toll when they followed its advice of attacking Russia on the coldest day of the year with their entire invasion force of twelve butt naked and armed only with snowballs. The only survivor of this disastrous attack was so annoyed with the brain he flushed it down the nearest toilet. Although it was recovered, it was determined that it would be impossible to reanimate the thing again. A new method would be needed to harness Hitler's stategic planning abilties. After some thought, the Illuminati decided to use what remained of the brain to create a clone of Hitler. Unfortunately, to do this they would need the help of a Nazi Scientist, and all the good ones had already been taken by the USA and the USSR. The Illuminati had to make do with a drunken slacker, who proved to be thoroughly incompetent and left the Illuminati with an abundance of lazy unsuccessful clones who didn't contribute anything and frequently came close to blowing the organization's cover. Finally, the leader of the Illuminati had the scientist sacked, expelled the Hitler clones, and sold the right to make a film about cloning Hitler's brain to recoup the losses his organization suffered. Current Activities Upon the rise of Eva Braun II, the society ceased its prank-related activities and began to focus solely on taking over the world. Their main strategy is believed to be taking control of world governments by replacing world leaders with their own members. Unfortunately, because their membership is composed entirely of clones of Adolf Hitler, this has proven to be extremely difficult, and they have preferred to use brainwashing and bribery to gain influence. Their other main strategy is seeking to make life so inconvenient that people will willingly submit to their domination if they'll stop it. In this capacity their agents have infiltrated tech support centers, book publishers, the IRS and the banking industry. There has been some debate over whether or not this constitutes continued prank activity. Their original logo. Please take into account they were tired and drunk when they created it and they couldn't use a swastika as every single anti-discrimination and serious Neo-Nazi group would sue them for hate crimes and defamation by association respectively. Lenin & McCarthyAdded by Lenin & McCarthy Alledged Atrocities The following is a list of some of the atrocities the Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society has been accused of. * Using processed American Cheese on pizza to create a weapon of mass destruction. * Smuggling weapons to warlords in Wikipedia. * The Euro. * That one really bad horror movie I can't remember the name of. * Attempting to fuse Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice into a single being, capable of writing songs twice as bad, yet twice as sucessful. * The sinking of the Titanic, as well as producing a movie about it. * Vandalizing Uncyclopedia We Pwned U Alx Jonez Vandalizing Uncyclopedia. * Posting Star Trek articles on Memory Alpha. * Putting Cait Sith in Final Fantasy VII * Created the 9-11 incident, and blamed it on Osama Bin Laden. * Littering. * Global Warming * Harrasing police officers to arrest them for littering so they can get some publicity. * Detonating a dirty bomb in a major metropolitan area that killed millions. * Triggering the Great Pirate-Ninja Conflict by telling a ninja that a pirate insulted his mother. * Bringing about the 2003 Iraq War. * Assisting Dr. Chaos in the terrorization of South Park, Colorado. * The end of the world on December 21, 2012 * Exaggerating their accomplishments. Threat Assessment The United States government currently refuses to consider The Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society a terrorist organization. Indeed, due to the frequency of their failures, and the magnitude by which their schemes backfire, they are currently considered a tax-exempt charity organization. As of March 2006, any call made to the FBI asking about "The Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society's danger to America or the world" will result in the line dropping dead within 15 seconds, invariably preceded by uncontrolled laughter on the other end of the line.Today He is lved :5a: [/quote]
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this is a pretty weird read. I've never heard an actual celebrity say any of the stuff she says in her blog here
Don't get me wrong, I'm not some kind of a fan of hers or anything. But this was interesting
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