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TSA? I WANT MY BALLS SNIFFED!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1165747:MV8xMjYxMzUzXzIwNTg1MzM0XzRGNUM0RkEw] [quote:Munchaab] OK - this comes from a limey - but it comes in good faith! ALL countries of the world have their TSA equivalents and those 'authorities' will be watching the USA with its TSA in order to see what can be "gotten away with"... We have all been to a friend/relatives house who owns a dog... And feisty Fido has probably sniffed your crotch... Yeah it tickles - hey it's almost adorable - IT IS NOT HUMILIATING! If there is any embarrassment to be had it probably lies with the sniffing dog's owner! What the TSA is doing is avoiding FULL and THOROUGH screening by canines trained to find, even the slightest trace of explosives - all they have to do is walk the dogs up and down the queues, no stopping or interfering with travellers! They have 'puff machines' (I've been through a few) that can do this too, without irradiating my skin/breaking my DNA or publishing almost 3D imagery of a naked me! What do they have to lose - dogs don't need to be paid minimum wage! Hey, their bonus for a 'find' is not billions like the bankers get - they just get a couple of minutes to play with a ball on a rope! What the TSA has to lose is financial - the 'head' of the TSA owns or has interests in the company that make the 'naked viewer machines' - this is no new concept! What YOU can do? I have seen many on this board say that they will not fly again = NOT ENOUGH! You all need to send letters or e-mails to politicians, officials, AIRLINE COMPANIES and TOURIST RESORTS - telling them that you will not fly while this goes on unchallenged! No sane person is a fan of lobbyists, BUT, you can use the system by getting THOSE WHO WILL LOSE MONEY to fight your cause once they realise THEY WILL LOSE MONEY! Let's all get our [b]balls sniffed [/b]by Fido not have our children felt up by Paedo! [/quote] OP I am sure you could find several of those child molester moro/ans to sniff your balls. You probably would have several fighting over the job. [/quote]
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OK - this comes from a limey - but it comes in good faith!
ALL countries of the world have their TSA equivalents and those 'authorities' will be watching the USA with its TSA in order to see what can be "gotten away with"...
We have all been to a friend/relatives house who owns a dog...
And feisty Fido has probably sniffed your crotch...
Yeah it tickles - hey it's almost adorable - IT IS NOT HUMILIATING!
If there is any embarrassment to be had it probably lies with the sniffing dog's owner!
What the TSA is doing is avoiding FULL and THOROUGH screening by canines trained to find, even the slightest trace of explosives - all they have to do is walk the dogs up and down the queues, no stopping or interfering with travellers!
They have 'puff machines' (I've been through a few) that can do this too, without irradiating my skin/breaking my DNA or publishing almost 3D imagery of a naked me!
What do they have to lose - dogs don't need to be paid minimum wage! Hey, their bonus for a 'find' is not billions like the bankers get - they just get a couple of minutes to play with a ball on a rope!
What the TSA has to lose is financial - the 'head' of the TSA owns or has interests in the company that make the 'naked viewer machines' - this is no new concept!
What YOU can do?
I have seen many on this board say that they will not fly again = NOT ENOUGH!
You all need to send letters or e-mails to politicians, officials, AIRLINE COMPANIES and TOURIST RESORTS - telling them that you will not fly while this goes on unchallenged!
No sane person is a fan of lobbyists, BUT, you can use the system by getting THOSE WHO WILL LOSE MONEY to fight your cause once they realise THEY WILL LOSE MONEY!
Let's all get our balls sniffed by Fido not have our children felt up by Paedo!
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