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I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1230904:MV8xMzI4NzgzXzIxODI2MzM3XzdCRTk5OTVD] [quote:Brad Maynerd 1218784] No, it's not cheese or rats or any of that. I'm trying to get the answer here since it impacts upon our entire civilization. I think maybe a black hole is opening up near my bedroom. Could it have something to do with CERN? Because I heard that hadrons squeak when they collide. [/quote] :5a: [/quote]
Quite often in my sleep, I hear these loud squeaking noises in my ear. It sounds like when you sit on a vinyl fabric chair, or when you run your finger across a balloon. Then when I awaken, the room smells terrible, like maybe Bigfoot was there during the night. I've noticed that this sort of thing occurs every time I eat Mexican food for supper.
So my question is, do you think the Mexican Illuminati is trying to brainwash me nocturnally? Perhaps to turn me into a dangerous assassin? And what's the connection with Bigfoot here? Could I be a secret shaman? What sort of aliens could do this to me? What planet might they come from?
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