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I just divorced my fat wife
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 763800:MV8xMzYwNDMyXzI5MDY5NTU2X0Q0QjQ2QTlF] So let me get this straight. She is addicted to food and stood by her marriage vows to wipe your shitty ass when your barely able to move when your arthritic and 90. Your addicted to sex and hot looking women and you just trashed your wedding vows. You expect some hot body chick to stick around and wipe your shitty ass when your 90 after the hot chick realizes how keeping marriage vows mean to you? Looks like your going to be wiping your own shitty 90 yr old ass. Idiot! What you should have done was keep your marriage vows, thus keeping your morals and modesty and maybe either helped your wife with walks or anything to help her trim down. Had you had been up front and honest and loving and told her her that her weight was the issue that would eventually drive you away but that you were willing to help her out she may have been able to loose the weight before loosing you. Maybe she turned to food because she wasn't getting enough love(not sex) but real love from you. I really doubt the weight issue would break up 2 true soulmates so, somehow your relationship was a lie from the very beginning even back when she was hot. Enjoy being alone and old one day, you have earned it. and... I hope she does get hot again and gets a much better husband to stand by her in her future life. Even if she had stayed fat you could have put a lot of life insurance on her and let her eat herself to death and you could have made an easy million! Either way, your the idiot! HAHAHAHAHAHA! [/quote]
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.
Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
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