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What was the biggest lie told by your parents that you believed when you were a child, however later realised they had lied to you all along
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1217250:MV8xMzg1MTA1XzIyODQ1OTMzXzEwRjUxNjQ3] My parents really tried to do "good" but hard to not come out smelling like shit while sewer surfing. Gee where to begin with all the lies?? Free country???,Life is what you make it?,This is a peoples republic? ,Santa clause,Easter bunny,The whole Jesus dude thing,"This hurts me more than you"!,"God loves you" Lets just say I have just an inkling of doubt on the prior. The biggest lie of all time IMO is that concept which is called "Love" Just read the "good book" In all "his love" if you don't tow the line its DEATH and HELL ETERNAL.Always creating consequences while obscuring and blurring solutions.Same with parents do as I say or BLAM! I can never trust in it for all it does all I have EVER witnessed is grand scale manipulation to pull your strings so as to surrender complete control over OR destroy you from within via your memories and guilt.. I learned to NEVER ever trust ANY BODY and to do it "your damned self"! To this day I have yet to need to pay a plumber or a mechanic or doctor.Cant trust them and I can and do doo a better job by my damned self. So for that I must thank them,My parental units,they where of the few whom honestly tried there best in the worst or worlds. Apparently the only real absolute truth in life is death. For death does conquer all. Love manipulates and deceives. Life is a gift? BULLSHIT LIE!! Life is a CURSE!!!! [/quote]
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I had two "pet" chickens that one day mysteriously disappeared from the back yard. When I asked my parents what happened to them, I was told that while trying to escape the yard they both got their heads stuck under a fence. I was told there was no other way to get them out,so to free them from under the fence and put them out of their misery, my father had to use an axe to chop their heads off.
I awoke the next morning to the smell of chicken soup ...but still it was only much later I realised the deception!
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