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I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1337423:MV8xNDQxNzc0XzIzNzU1MzMzXzJGQUEyQ0JD] [quote:Anonymous Coward 1293360] [quote:Anonymous Coward 1337423] Don't dismiss it that easily, other people have reported similar things & they don't know about glp. [/quote] I dream weird shit all the time. It doesn't make it real. Last night I was in some sort of programmed reality and I went to a computer lab in that reality to figure out the code, but the "people" that were after me caught up to me before I could figure it out. I got away and found this freaky stone/brick wall under a bridge that opened up, brick by brick, into some underground passage after I found the right way to activate it. You think that shit was real? [/quote] I never said that! I've had some freaky dreams, but when I woke up it was over. But sometimes, there are dreams that feel way too real to be dismissed. Usually, I refuse to have sex in my dreams, because you don't really know who you are having sex with & because I don't want to stain my mattress. But one night, I "met" this fatal beauty in my dream & spent the whole night fucking in all positions & speeds. I remember at least 3 "assaults". I woke up happy but concerned with the flood I expected to see, but I found NOTHING, which freaked me out. I know how wet dreams work... I still wonder what happened that night. [quote:Anonymous Coward 1332039] shes nice to me i dnt feel bad things bout her when i mit hr shes crying shes so kind she sais she wil help me in the future mybe shes my guardian angel who will help me in the uture mybe soon soon ul mit urs just be ready [/quote] Nothing in this life is for free, there's always a lesson to be learned. Careful of manipulative entities (women, cats, annunaki hotties) Nothing is for free. [/quote]
SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
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