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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
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[quote:fërú.:MV8xNDU1NTA2XzI0MDAwOTUzX0NGQjhBRjU5] I'm going to microwave a spider and let it bite me, superpowers here I come! Funny how Twitter has turned druggies, hoes, and fakes into motivational speakers I tried sniffing coke once... but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realise my voice is worse than my problems. Being pissed off is better than being pissed on. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure. I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday! The awkward moment when you realize black history month is the shortest month of the year Here is a condom, since you're gonna act like a dick.. you might as well dress like one. Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it. [/quote]
this guys has some of the best tweets
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
You spread rumors faster than your mom spreads her legs!\
"Fucking" is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense.
In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
Every day would be 4/20! RT if you agree!!!
every gay guy GPS systems would tell him to "Go straight". haha
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
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