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aliens gave me some chalk
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[quote:McMeevin:MV8xNDgxODM1XzI0NDA3NzkxXzFBRTIxMEZE] Cheers OP, first thread title today to make me laugh. [/quote]
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i was doing bad in school and some aliens landed here and gave me a piece of chalk, said i would need it to help the owrld some day
next day i got A+ on my test
this was 66 yrs ago
i still have this same piece of chalk
i owe it to my chalk that ive lived to be 74 and im so healthy, that im still able to serve in the navy as a navy seal officer back up commander when my troops are low on morale. they hide m in the gun crates and when i ready i jump out and go go go surprise everyoone, shoot kill
i gonna change the world some day
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