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TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!
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TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!
#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc.
#4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax.
#3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer.
#2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private.
#1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private.
REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop.
REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems.
REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later.
REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7.
REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies.
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