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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1422475:MV8xNTY1NDY2XzI2MTcwNjY1XzVFQzM3ODEx] [quote:Anonymous Coward 1422475] [quote:NaturalGirl] So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked. Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown. [/quote] How could I resist clicking a title like that? As for your observation, could be true. Maybe that's why the old white dude's had the "anti-misegenation" laws ... they felt the temptation even then. You know, "Drums beatin', cold English blood runs hot, Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop, House boy knows that he's doing alright. You should've heard 'em just around midnight... Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should ..." -- Mick Jagger [/quote] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59K2kF6o9Tk [/youtube] [/quote]
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.
Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
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