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Why are women so messed up?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 26269723:MV8xNjEzMDkxXzM0MTg1NDYyXzhCRUY4NDJD] Just an old e-mail forward for the laughs :grinning: ---------------------------- My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started. ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started. *************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started. *************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started. *************************** My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started. *************************** I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of beer for 20% and instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 15$. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.. And then the fight started.. *************************** I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I've not been in a long time. So I took her to the kitchen. And then the fight started.......... :5a: [/quote]
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I was married for 20 years and stricly honest. I have morals. And now that I am single and have met many women. It is hard to find what I once had. That being said, they want me but I just want friendship and once I tell them that they go banana apeshit on me. I guess that is why the Mr. asshole gets the women. Whats up ladies? Maybe it is just me.
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