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Will the real Jesus please stand up?
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[quote:the milky way 1556003:MV8xNjQ0Nzc2XzI3Mzk1NzgzX0QwMjUwNDEw] [quote:rivers of blood or of milk? 1556003:MV8xNjQ0Nzc2XzI3Mzk1MDgwXzRDNjM0MzJG] I advise all lactating women to spray their elected officials with breast milk and those who act terrified are the first ones to remove from power. [/quote] Feel free to skate on by the most brilliant solution you'll ever read. Because you see, spurts of breast milk, from dripping nude nipples, will cause many men to cover worse than mortar fire. Haha, fuckin hilarious huh? However, some men, would smile and open their mouths, acting all "perverted". Haha, fuckin hilarious huh? Me, I'm with the perverts. What can I say? As Daniel says above, it is perfectly acceptable that Jesus joggled some titties together, and maybe even squeezed those titties? I think some die-hard Christianishes would strongly disagree. Their Jesus is the sort who would duck behind a rock if a spray of mommy milk came at him. But as I have suggested, the lactating women have been given the weapon, in all nations and countries, in this age of sexual truths, to spray any man with their dangerous/delightful milk, and thereby separate wheat from chaff. The leaders who duck the spray of breast milk as if it were a flamethrower, are the ghey, unsalvageable ones. The leaders who smile and allow the milk to land on their lips happily, are the ones who have something to offer the world. No, these men do not have breast milk, they can't really help children. However by supporting motherhood, they would be of the rare sort of man, who like Jesus, defends the female. Seriously, breast milk is deadly. Haha ...or is it? Time to ask all leaders to be either hot or cold. Ladies, I say spray for your lives. And if you don't have milky tits, then squeeze the tits of your sister or friend who does. Aim straight at the assheads in power. [/quote]
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Hi Everyone,
The intention of this thread is to discuss the deity of Christ. Yeah I know, a lot of you think that things having to do with Jesus are stupid or basically full of it. For the scoffers out there, I invite you to give the topic another chance, but I would like for us to approach the topic from an investigator's stance. To this end, I offer up the following guidelines:
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