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Are you a Gemini? Everybody is welcome!
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[quote:woowoochic:MV8xNjc2ODY1XzI3NzE3MjAwX0MyQzZCNzM3] [quote:wisc_natureboy:MV8xNjc2ODY1XzI3NzE3MDkyX0ZFOEVCOTND] [quote:woowoochic:MV8xNjc2ODY1XzI3NzE3MDA2XzI4MjFDNjZD] Gemini Your key word is: COMMUNICATION. You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for being con-artists. Geminis are often impatient, snappish, sarcastic, gossipy, cynical or nervously exhausted. You talk too much. People think you should be a used car salesman. http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/asstrology/ [/quote] [quote:woowoochic:MV8xNjc2ODY1XzI3NzE3MDE5X0ExODVFQUJD] 2. Gemini (May 22-June 21) Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then go do something absolutely different, they are not being two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle of Gemini. This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by, and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie! ShAme on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers, "Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my life I wished I was a lesbian!" Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught." Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely interested. Bitch. However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are easily taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini parents think that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar. Geminis' children buy lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts, even when neither of their parents have sisters. Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young. http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list6.html [/quote] Damn Girl! Everything but the bisexuality/gay aspects apply to me. :1rof1: [/quote] You know, I still have not found the funny astrology traits thing I was looking actually looking for. These are o.k., but the other one is better... [/quote]
After studying the primary religious texts of our age, the occult information available, and the exploration of our knowledge-based enslavement;
I figured WTF, I'll take a look at astrology.
My duality freaks me out, still to this day. Man! Gemini's are slighted astrologically!
So, who are the Gemini's around here?
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