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Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
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[quote:wisc_natureboy:MV8xNzE4NzE5XzMxNjEzMjI5Xzk4MjRFQUQ1] [quote:Kirk:MV8xNzE4NzE5XzMxNjEzMTgwXzE5NTEwNEEy] Aquarius (January 21-February 19) Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids. Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians. Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts. On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on. Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns. http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list6.html [/quote] This good to know. Thanks for posting. BTW: Nobody is ever bored in the company of a Gemini. ;-`) [/quote]
IMO its Geminis. Bunch of liars, unpredictable and unreliable cheats...
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