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How do YOU open a banana?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 8898400:MV8xNzg3NDAyXzI5NzA2NDU4XzVEOUVBODVB] [quote:Alesiah:MV8xNzg3NDAyXzhDNzBBMUM2] :banana::bdance::bdance::speedbanan::bdance: For those who have not seen this yet! Your "good morning" Sunday lesson: :coffee4: [b] Peeling a banana like a monkey.[/b] [glpvideo]http://video.godlikeproductions.com/video/How_To_Peel_A_Banana_Like_A_Monkey?id=78e5c466fe423caff30[/glpvideo] You rip into it from the bottom. :sideways: ~~~And the argument continues~~~ Man believes the son of man is G-d. Man can't even peel a damn banana properly.. :another do: :slaphim: :wakeup: :blackeye: The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!! :macgun:~~~:explosion: ~~~~~~:dead3: NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue.. :goaway: Thank you for watching. :coffee4: [glpvideo]http://video.godlikeproductions.com/video/monkey_eating_a_banana?id=a682637e9e770c0807d[/glpvideo] [/quote] I always make it feel hot, warm and juicy and after some time the banana opens up themselve because she wants to open up. And if she is open, the banana doesn't want to be eaten right away. The banana wants to feel like a banana and the banana likes being a banana. And bananas really like to be treated as a banana, the banana wants to be respected, in this moment the banana likes that all the world is a banana. Thats the moment you start eating the banana, and it is good. It is then that bananas become one with the world and beyond, slowly but surely. And once bananas are in the world beyond this world, everytime, and je jure sur la tête de ma mêre, they start singing and dancing in the moulin rouge. :luvya: [/quote]
For those who have not seen this yet!
Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:
Peeling a banana like a monkey.
You rip into it from the bottom.
~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..
The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!
NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..
Thank you for watching.
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