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Best comeback I have ever heard!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 10835773:MV8xNzkyODY0XzI5ODA2Nzg4XzdCQTE3RjdC] reminds me of my country buddy once and his country folk wife. Guy is an ex con, but funny as all hell, and a real good guy.. He was getting on her about never cleaning, "never doin shit", saying she's a worthless whore, saying he has to do all the cleaning.. he was all drunk, she was getting pissed off and was piss drunk herself. to the point where she pulled a gun on him while he was sitting in his chair.. He told her to go ahead and do it, then he said "do it and you're fucked, ain't nobody gonna be here to clean it up".. I almost died laughing..... How he kept that cool, i dunno.. [/quote]
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So my buddy and his wife were fighting when I was in the car with them... She cheats on him, and he drinks a lot.
Hubby: "I want a beer"
Wife: "You can't have a beer your an alcoholic"
Hubby: "Well your a whore and you get laid all the time, Why can't I have a beer"
I kid you not, I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard.
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