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Town councillor Simon Parkes: My mum was a 9ft green alien
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[quote:10 ft Pink Alien from Oz 43185198:MV8xODIwNjg4XzM4OTQ4OTcxX0UxMzJBQUNC] Greetings from planet Oz Simon, councillor. Are you the leader over there? Your story is very lovely, I am not so vivid in my recollections of contacts in space. I do have two good ones of being on galactic federation ships though. I am sorry that your wife was unable to understand your continued affair with the alien cat lady. She must be somewhat unreasonable. I can fully relate to you having to ditch her. I am wondering though if you have mistakenly come to the wrong conclusion that I am her. I have incarnated on the planet of Cat Beings, yes, but I am not currently acting out of my cat being being, and instead are coming from a much higher perspective. If that is you chasing me, could you please stop. I wish you luck on finding Cat Woman. I think you want my cousin, Michelle. [/quote]
A Labour politician claims he was abducted by extra-terrestrials as a child and that his “real mother” is a 9ft tall alien with eight fingers.
Simon Parkes, a Labour member elected to Whitby town council, recounted his experiences in a video shown on YouTube.
The clip is part of the Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline Project, which encourages people to come forward with their apparently unexplainable experiences.
He speaks of his first encounter which occurred while he in the womb, then tells of a being which appeared by his cot when he was six-months-old and reached out to him with “these two green ‘stick things, like beanpoles’.”
He continued: [
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