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POPE BENIDICT SUGGESTS TREYVON MARTIN FOR SAINTHOOD
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1915461:MV8xODI2Mjc5XzMwNDE2MTMyXzZBRDNCMTZE] [quote:fatalcharm:MV8xODI2Mjc5XzMwNDE1OTc2XzE1NzQ0RTI2] I was under the impression that in order to be eligible for sainthood, you need to have performed 3 miracles. I do believe that the media has been bias with this whole story, but if what this story says is true, that Treyvon Martin was involved with the Salvation Army and did a lot of volunteer work then he certainly deserves recognition for his good deeds but from my understanding of what it takes to become a saint, it doesn't make him eligible for sainthood. If simply doing volunteer work, good deeds and being an honor student makes you eligible for sainthood, then what about all the other people who have been murdered who did volunteer work and good deeds in their lives? Does that make them eligible for sainthood too? [/quote] The story is facetious. It's not true. [/quote]
Pope Benedict on Wednesday day during his encyclical said prayers and offered a week of fasting for Treyvon Martin who was an African American honor student involved with the salvation army ministries and spent all his spare time at the local soup kitchen spoon feeding bums soup and sometimes having to use an enema tube for the hobos who had lost there previous set of choppers.
This tragic hate crime comes at a time when African Americans are being hunted down and exterminated according to The Reverend Jesse Jackson "worshipfull master of princehall Freemasonry of the 33°.
Pope Benedict also welcomed the attendees of the mass to come to the local mall where he would be signing bottles of his signature Cologne released last month called "La~Essence Z-Urine"
Written by Analoo Brekent
Edited by Rob Urfist
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