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POPE BENIDICT SUGGESTS TREYVON MARTIN FOR SAINTHOOD
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 13714224:MV8xODI2Mjc5XzMwNDIwNjYyXzcwMjA3NkEx] you guys didn't read the rest of the story did ya ???? the Pope is gonna re-write the Bible and insert Treyvon instead of Jesus. The Bible will no longer contain parables but re-written with Rap rhymes. and Treyvon will feed the 5 thousand with 2 Pizzas and 5 Fried Chickens and Treyvon turned the water into Colt 45 Malt Liquor and Mary Magdelana was his best hoe, baby got back and when Treyvon rode his @$$, it had a whole different interpretation [/quote]
Pope Benedict on Wednesday day during his encyclical said prayers and offered a week of fasting for Treyvon Martin who was an African American honor student involved with the salvation army ministries and spent all his spare time at the local soup kitchen spoon feeding bums soup and sometimes having to use an enema tube for the hobos who had lost there previous set of choppers.
This tragic hate crime comes at a time when African Americans are being hunted down and exterminated according to The Reverend Jesse Jackson "worshipfull master of princehall Freemasonry of the 33°.
Pope Benedict also welcomed the attendees of the mass to come to the local mall where he would be signing bottles of his signature Cologne released last month called "La~Essence Z-Urine"
Written by Analoo Brekent
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