Users Online Now:
GLP Poker Rooms
Donate To GLP
Back to Forum
Back to Thread
REPLY TO THREAD
The hang out...
Ms Sans Serif
In accordance with industry accepted best practices we ask that users limit their copy / paste of copyrighted material to the relevant portions of the article you wish to discuss and no more than 50% of the source material, provide a link back to the original article and provide your original comments / criticism in your post with the article.
[quote:Lyttlmiss:MV8xODQwNjM0XzMyOTk3OTQyXzk2NEEwRjY3] Not sure if I posted this yet or not so owell if I did LOL His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi, and he needed a loan. So...he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the Loan Officer. He told the Loan Officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 but that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so Bubba handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. Bubba produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, Bubba returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The Loan Officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a distinguished alumnus from the University of Mississippi,with a graduate degree in business, a highly sophisticated investor andamulti-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of oil wells around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The good ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?" Keep an eye on those southern boys! Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid. [/quote]
Just hang out and have fun in here :)For all my friends I have made to joke and chit chat in.
Pictures (click to insert)
Big Round Smilies
Aliens and Space
Friendship & Love
Misc Small Smilies
View All Categories
Next Page >>
How Facebook and Google help camouflage fake news
Google will soon ban fake news sites from using its ad network
80s 90s NOW CARTOONS ILLUMINATI
Jill Stein drops Pennsylvania recount because her campaign cannot pay $1m bond...despite raising nearly $7million
All modern color printers print a secret, nearly invisible code onto every page to allow governments to track the serial number and timestamps
NOAA forecasts major December cold blast for nearly all the USA
WORD: 5 Stories The Mainstream Media Reported as Real, But They Were Fake
Obama TV: Is Obama Planning A "Fake News" Outlet Of His Own?
Doomsday False Prophets Claim Planet X will destroy Earth this month
Tamarind helps to remove fluoride from your body, lowers risk of chronic disease
CDC on trial for vaccine-induced autism, won’t allow whistleblower to testify
The only immunity given with vaccines is to the manufacturers from paying for damages
Simple blood test could predict if you will die in the next five years
Socialized healthcare: Man forced to cut off own toes to save foot after being denied hospital treatment
Somethings Going Down On Inauguration Day
Satanism is now MAINSTREAM
RECOUNT IN PA OVER #RECOUNT AS SUSPECTED Wisconsin and Michigan are the targets stay on focus.
THE CORE OF COMMON CORE IS PURE EVIL, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE ITS ORIGINS
THE PURGE BEGINS=> Apple Removes Breitbart From Their App Store
Michigan Restaurant Using Socialist Business Plan Closes SURPRISING NO ONE
Jesus Christ's tomb opened for first time in 500 years to reveal miraculous discovery inside
Rise of the robot music industry
UBER Now Tracks User AFTER Dropped Off.
MEDIA FREAK AFTER TRUMP TALKS TO WORLD LEADERS
The Alien Races Book - Over 82 Species On Earth! [Full Documentary]
Disclaimer / Copyright Info
with questions or comments about this site.
"Godlike Productions" & "GLP" are registered trademarks of Zero Point Ltd. Godlike™
Website Design Copyright © 1999 - 2016 Godlikeproductions.com
Page generated in 0.005s (5 queries)