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Subject Shit my pants during a job interview

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Original Message My stomach was upset since this morning. The interview was terrible, i was nervous the whole time and i had to explain why i been out of work for almost 10 months. As he was going over my paper work i felt the diarrhea urge come on real quick and strong. I stood up to rush to the mens room but barely made it out his office when a flood of diarrhea exploded out my backside. It flowed down my leg, ruining my pants, my socks, and got all over my shoes as well. It was dripping on to the carpet too. I literally froze for half a minute trying to think of something to say until he looked over and asked me if i was ok, then he looked down and noticed the crap turning my khaki pants a darker shade of brown. All i could say was "i'm sorry, i don't feel too well". Fortunately the offices there had showers and the guy who interviewed me was kind enough to let me borrow his gym outfit to wear home.

This was the most embarassing thing to happen to me, i just want to fucking keel over and die right now. The guy's office probably smells like rotten shit because of me. I'm pretty sure i didn't get the job, but if I do I might decline because i don't want to work there knowing that they saw me shit myself.

Say something to make me feel better

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