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How to detox THC out of your body in 5 days
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[quote:KlLLUMINATI:MV8xODcyNTI1XzMxMjM4MDM0XzMzQUExMzJE] [quote:*stoner* 4726942:MV8xODcyNTI1XzY1MzhFOUU2] So I had to pass a drug test in 5 days notice. Heavy user I only use a vape tho so no health impacts, 5'9 150 lbs. My method: Go to headshop buy 2 Vale's Detox Pill Buy 4-5 Home Test Strips Go to GNC buy Creatine Take one Vales immediately and start loading up on creatine. Follow instructions on vales to tee Workout for 3 days straight hour cardio Rest well pee often Day of test, wake up early take last vales capsule pee out the extra water. wait till u have to force a pee do home test shld b negatve good to go. i just did this and it worked. ur welcome:5a: [/quote] THC is stored in fat molecules in your body including your bladder now lets think when was the last time fat was water soluble? Never so by drinking a ton of water you are going to dilute your system and if this is a serious drug test the urine will be missing some major vitamins and minerals (Such as cretin and vitamin B). Also don't forget your urine will be clear and not yellow, but there's a way to help with that. Readyclean and other such "detoxifying drinks" that are normally sold in head shops DO NOT WORK,they simply add more vitamins(but not enough)inside your system in a hope to mask your urine while diluting the system. What you do is eat 1 box of total cereal with 1 gallon of water and at least 32oz of cranberry juice, not oceanspray that has a ton of sugar and is diluted get the harsh stuff that makes your face pucker when you drink it. Eat the box of cereal, drink the water and cranberry juice and urinate at least 2-3 times before the test. Your pee will look a little more neon yellow then before, but hey anybody ask you eat a lot of fiber because you like to stay regular. [/quote]
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So I had to pass a drug test in 5 days notice. Heavy user I only use a vape tho so no health impacts, 5'9 150 lbs. My method:
Go to headshop buy 2 Vale's Detox Pill
Buy 4-5 Home Test Strips
Go to GNC buy Creatine
Take one Vales immediately and
start loading up on creatine.
Follow instructions on vales to tee
Workout for 3 days straight hour cardio
Rest well pee often
Day of test, wake up early take last vales capsule pee out
the extra water. wait till u have to force a pee do home test shld b negatve good to go.
i just did this and it worked.
ur welcome
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