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BREAKING: Obama takes credit for biggest stock market IPO ever !!!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 14746155:MV8xODcyOTI4XzMxMjQ2MjU0X0M0N0YwREQ3] [quote:CrazyJarhead:MV8xODcyOTI4XzMxMjQ2MjAyXzUwNkI1Q0E3] It was the biggest bomb ever. It would have closed below its IPO price if the underwriters weren't buying at $38 to prevent further embarrassment. [/quote] Sounds about right, everything Obama touches id FUBARed. [/quote]
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Obama was overheard gloating "I was instrumental in this IPO from the very beginning from when I conceived it. I thought and I thought about it, it was a very difficult decision for me, perhaps the most difficult decision of my presidency."
"I stood in my oval office in my White House and I watched on my tv as my IPO maneuver that I ordered was initiated. I had my troops attack with great precision and I had them report back to me as it unfolded."
Oh my, I...I...I was astounded ! My plan that I conceived and that I ordered worked ! Oh, I did such a great job. I think that I truly deserve to be re-elected."
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