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To the love of my life...I am calling you to me now.
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[quote:Clouds in the Sky:MV8xODgxNTgwXzMxOTAzNDc4XzRDQzc3NDM0] Dear, OP, my soulmate... I have watched you from afar, my little stuffed kitty cat. Each time our paths cross, I feel the Nile is flowing between my legs. Your little butt cheeks remind me of a frolicking poney and make my nipples more sensitive than they normally are. I dream of day when you will burst into my room wearing nothing but a leopard g-string from the Fashion Bug and thereafter start fornicating. I have no teeth so when I will fellate you it will feel as if you were getting your pipi sucked by a giant neon tetra fish. My sucking skills are comparable to a Hoover Anniversary WindTunnel vaccum cleaner. Together, we will live large, in every sense of the word. For special occasions, I will make sure to bring you to our local Walmart McDonald's where we will eat chicken nuggets while talking about the Swam People :) I yearn for you and want your venous little snake to vomit all of its milk in my big velvet orifice. I am coated with layers of soft fat... Believe me, baby... You will have some cushion for the pushin', if you know what I mean... I am hastily waiting for your reply... With all my love, Your soulmate PS. Sometimes I fart when I make love. [/quote]
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We have danced this dance and continued to cross paths for years... to no avail. Now, I am ready and my heart calls out to yours. Do not be afraid; We are meant to be. Before I met you, I knew you were the one. Without you, I am only half of a whole. I look forward to the day..."Superman" returns.
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