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[quote:Terp 19916272:MV8xOTMxNjAxXzMyMzU5ODgwXzJGRUNGN0ND] A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey pal, we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says, "Oh yeah... Steve?" A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm just looking for the man who shot my paw!" A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Hey everybody, highballs are on me!" A baby seal walks into a club A Mexican, an Indian, a Priest, and a Rabi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" An atom walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I lost an electron!" The bartender says, "Are you sure?" The atom replies, "I'm positive!" A neutron walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, how much for a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale?" Bartender replies, "For you pal, no charge!" A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Hey, where is the bar tender?" [/quote]
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs stuck in the woods
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