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LAUGHTER.....THE BEST MEDICINE ...& ITS FREE!
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[quote:omar:MV8xOTc1Njg2XzMzMTc2Njg0XzZBMDlFOEU3] Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'." [/quote]
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I thought it might be nice to have some laughs before the next onslaught of bad news hits us. A lot of what I will
post is for the older generation, but the young ones will
enjoy them too.
Add some if you wish, but lets keep them clean.
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Advice to an Older Guy....
An older guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
He asked the trainer who was nearby “What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said “I would try the ATM in the lobby.
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