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WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 13039567:MV8yMDAxNzA4XzMzODI5ODkyX0UyMDI2MTI1] lol no he wasn't. Actually this is more sad than funny, you're lost my friend. [/quote]
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I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment
They started this experiment say, 20 or 30 thousand years ago, and have been making repeated visits to our planet to infuse us with some sort of gene-splicing material.
The gods of the old testament were a hostile alien race
then along came the new testament gods, a kinder race
Mary was a virgin because she was artificially inseminated by the alien Gabriel
The star of bethlehem was a spacecraft
Jesus had allsorts of telepathic and healing powers since he was a cross breed of human and alien DNA
The world was not ready to accept this new testament alien race fearing that going against the old testament would bring there destruction.
After jesus died, the aliens returned for him and reanimated his body. bringing him back to life and taking him into the heavens THE ASCENSION
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