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A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME
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Since this debate is going to totally suck whether you're a Dem, Repub or Libertarian, I made up a little drinking game. I tried to look one up but I didn't like the lists that they had. So, if you are going to torture yourself by watching this disaster and you are old enough to drink responsibly, I propose the following:
If you're driving, just drink when eith...er candidate answers a question directly. I guarantee you you'll be sober.
First, only pick one candidate to drink to or else you'll be plastered. Second, only take a sip with each cue, or else you'll be plastered.
If either candidate mentions their faith or their parents in any way, take a shot. If either candidate actually says something funny, drink twice. If either candidate interrupts the other, yell PARTY FOUL!!! If either candidate goes over on time, do "jazz hands".
If EITHER candidate says the following, drink: My opponent Now, wait... Freedom Bush Create jobs OR Job creation Small business/es
Obama's List: Let me be clear Inherited Fair share Middle class Not one penny Invest General Motors Young people Bin Laden Romneycare Millionaire/s Look... References his daughters Make no mistake Pakistan
Romney's List: Reagan Champion 100% The troops Not better off Raising taxes Obamacare College grads My friend/s Unemployment Private sector Redistribute Failed policies Solyndra When I was governor Traditional/Core values Make our nation great
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