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[quote:& more 2378532:MV8yMDEwOTU5XzM2NTk5NDQyX0YwRkRDN0Y1] No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of Mr. David M Letter-MAN. By way of introduction, let me just say that I have a plan to fight for our freedom of speech. I call this plan "Operation help people see Mr. Letter-MAN's mendacious, brutal criticisms for what they are". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that you may have noticed that Mr. Letter-MAN would like to see all of our individual liberties digest in the bowels of an all-powerful State. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, as soon as Mr. Letter-MAN found the resources to do so he lost no time in selling us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of fetishism. The inevitable followed: Contumacious New Age sleaze merchants started substituting pap for art. The scariest part of all of this is that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Mr. Letter-MAN distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions. Mr. Letter-MAN uses the word "establishmentarianism" to justify reducing religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that he demands obeisance from his dupes. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Mr. Letter-MAN forces them to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his xenophobic hatchet jobs. If I am correctly informed, his actions are a careless form of thuggery. In any case, Mr. Letter-MAN's put-downs definitely qualify for the most vile and contemptuous pejoratives that I have in my arsenal. I will now cite the proof of that statement. The proof begins with the observation that I condemn Mr. Letter-MAN's gross and systematic violations of human rights. I'm not just talking about the arbitrary detentions, enforced disappearances, torture, and summary executions but also about my previous observation that the final product of Mr. Letter-MAN's hijinks will be a dysfunctional society, wherein every natural self-defense mechanism has been short-circuited in some detestable effort to gain short-term financial benefits. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that griping about Mr. Letter-MAN will not make him stop trying to create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes. Even if Mr. Letter-MAN's facts were reliable, they were gathered selectively and then manipulated towards favored conclusions. Here's an idea: Instead of giving Mr. Letter-MAN the ability to hand over the country to noxious shirkers, why don't we speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to rule with an iron fist? If we do, we'll then be able to celebrate knowledge and truth for the sake of knowledge and truth. My long-term goal is to turn his ignorant, execrable diegeses to our advantage. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, if you were to compose a list of the things that an intelligent, clear-eyed, and capable young person could do with his or her life to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us, I suspect that rebuilding our communities would figure somewhere in the first three items. Furthermore, I would bet that item nine, ten, or thereabouts speaks to the importance of informing others that Mr. Letter-MAN maintains that we should cast our lots with scummy showboaters of one sort or another. That's not just a lie but is actually the exact opposite of the truth—and Mr. Letter-MAN knows it. Why is Mr. Letter-MAN deliberately turning the truth on its head like that? Several highly cynical answers suggest themselves, but let it suffice to say that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Mr. Letter-MAN. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I plant markers that define the limits of what is quisquilious and what is not. For all of the foregoing reasons, I can confidently claim that thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that Mr. Letter-MAN's smears are counterproductive to society. I was right when I said that Mr. Letter-MAN exists in a state of intellectual hibernation. And I was right when I said that conclaves of Mr. Letter-MAN's helpmeets have all the dissent found in a North Korean communist party meeting. That's why no one there will ever admit that I don't see how Mr. Letter-MAN can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that there is no longer any room for hope. The sooner he comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us. Mr. Letter-MAN is nefarious, patronizing, demented, tasteless, refractory, and apolaustic. Need I go on? He doesn't want equal time. He doesn't want pluralism. He just wants to sacrifice our essential liberties on the altar of political horse-trading. Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, Mr. Letter-MAN maintains that anyone who dares to find the common ground that enables others to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into pessimism can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that he is secretly planning to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and far-fetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Mr. Letter-MAN and his lieutenants, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that for all Mr. Letter-MAN's bombast about freedom, liberty, and tolerance, he still wants to shatter other people's lives and dreams. Be patient; I won't ask you to take that on faith. Rather, I'll provide irrefragable proof that it's debatable whether Mr. Letter-MAN hopes to finance a propaganda of intensive deception that induces sane and sober people to interfere with the most important principles of democracy. However, no one can disagree that Mr. Letter-MAN wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that we must enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that if one could get a Ph.D. in Frotteurism, Mr. Letter-MAN would be the first in line to have one. Mr. Letter-MAN has brainwashed a large number of people into believing that he can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. Alas, we can't change people's minds overnight, and we can't instantly and totally dispel the delusions implanted by Mr. Letter-MAN's subversive lies, but we can replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose. That might help a few brainwashees see that some day, Mr. Letter-MAN's self-aggrandizing trained seals may ask you why you think it's a good idea to put an end to squalid, neurotic hucksterism. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. You should therefore be prepared to tell these crapulous, inconsiderate pothouse drunks that I cannot compromise with Mr. Letter-MAN; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him and with a warning he must indeed take to heart: Mr. Letter-MAN makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, Mr. Letter-MAN's claim that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members". The fact of the matter is that Mr. Letter-MAN likes casting the world into nuclear holocaust. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why inasmuch as I disagree with Mr. Letter-MAN's accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Mr. Letter-MAN's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. Mr. Letter-MAN yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, he abhors the current era, in which people are free to acknowledge that if we let him instill a subconscious feeling of guilt in those of us who disagree with his fibs, civilization itself will fall. He has made some dangerous assumptions about unbalanced self-proclaimed arbiters of taste and standards. People have commented that there may be a gap in my logic there. I don't think there is, and I've gone to great pains to explain why. There are two types of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and the most irrational smut peddlers you'll ever see like him. Almost everyone will agree that Mr. Letter-MAN is up to his neck in criminal activity, but Mr. Letter-MAN doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. While most people know this like a schoolchild knows that 2+2=4, he has made it known that he fully intends to abet a resurgence of disingenuous sadism. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. Insolent brownshirts shove us towards an absolute state of vassalage. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: David M Letter-MAN and his avaricious lapdogs. He likes sullying my reputation, which puts him somewhere between a Chekism-oriented crackpot and a garrulous self-proclaimed arbiter of taste and standard on the onanism org chart. We have much to fear from Mr. Letter-MAN. Personally, I'm afraid that sometime soon, he'll impale us on a Morton's Fork: Either we let him enable fickle election-year also-rans to punch above their weight, or he'll distort the facts. Regardless of which we choose, Mr. Letter-MAN is more than violent. He's mega-violent. In fact, to understand just how violent Mr. Letter-MAN is, you first need to realize that under the guise of stimulating debate and illuminating diverse perspectives, his fairy tales actually incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. That's just not true. In short, I feel we must push the boundaries of knowledge ever farther. I hope other members of the community feel the same. [/quote]
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I watch Jay Leno and he busts everybody's balls. Jimmy Fallon too but not Letterman.
Oh no. Mr. "I will prove I am the biggest asshole in the world" Letterman is just as much as a piece of shit liberal cock suckin asshole as CNN and all the rest of the pro-sodomites who worship Obama, the Kenyan born homosexual communist Muslim.
I am sick of this retard who thinks he is Mr. Intelligent come on TV and act like we should listen to anything this dried out crotch noodle has to say.
Fuck David Letterman. Fuck him right in the ass and that fuckin Jew Bill Mahr!
Letterman and Mahr. They outta butt fuck each other and suck Obama cock like Chris Matthews and Keith Oberman.
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