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I am a Buddha, anyone want to help me?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 25367651:MV8yMDEyOTAwXzMzODQ1MDUyXzVGMTEyQkRC] [quote:Amitabha:MV8yMDEyOTAwXzMzODM4NzY5X0E2RUJCM0Q4] [quote:Anonymous Coward 25338627:MV8yMDEyOTAwXzMzODM4NzE2Xzc5MTUzODhF] [quote:Amitabha:MV8yMDEyOTAwXzdDODVFQkRG] I am an enlightened being/ascended master. I am here to renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone. Words alone are only a small part of our communication, yet we should have some interesting interaction nonetheless. So feel free to ask me anything, and remember that everything I write is not truth. That is the zen of unity, there is no truth, only possibility. After all, it's the possibility that makes our "universe" exist. [/quote] If I meet the Buddha on the road I am instructed to kill him. What are you again? http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_16?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=if+you+meet+the+buddha+on+the+road+kill+him&sprefix=if+you+meet+the+%2Cstripbooks%2C261 [/quote] Haha! you are really trying to scare a buddha? I could read your funny jokes all day, I have infinite patience. You have killed nothing if you end the life of my physical body, I will still be alive within you [b]maybe even causing you to suffer[/b]. [/quote] Ill-timed Buddha! Emaho! [/quote]
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I am an enlightened being/ascended master. I am here to renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone. Words alone are only a small part of our communication, yet we should have some interesting interaction nonetheless. So feel free to ask me anything, and remember that everything I write is not truth. That is the zen of unity, there is no truth, only possibility. After all, it's the possibility that makes our "universe" exist.
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