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I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 14807412:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzMzODkwMzY5X0VDMTg2QkIy] Don't worry OP, unlike all the other idiots you will do it when the right time comes because that's the best one and unforgettable, you'll know it. Don't pay attention to some sheep in this thread and around you. [/quote]
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Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.
I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).
Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.
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