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I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 25536551:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzMzODkwNTE0X0Q5NjVGRDdB] [quote:Sparrow and Medicine:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzMzODkwMjY2XzdENjUxQzE0] You're a pathetic loser. [/quote] thanks man! :5a: [/quote]
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Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.
I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).
Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.
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