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I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 25232132:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzMzODkxMzMxXzI3MDg3MEEw] [quote:Anonymous Coward 25536551:MV8yMDE2ODMwX0Q5MDg0NTdD] Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch. I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL). Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die. :happydance: [/quote] Nah. All the money you must be saving is adding up. By the time you are like 45 you will have enough bankroll to support some money-hungry slut, at least for a little while. Since it will be new, you'll think she's 'the one', and she'll suck you dry and spit you out (sexually, mentally and physically) and you'll be even worse off than you are today. Don't worry about finding her, they are pretty good at sniffing out cash reserves. And, to your taste, they are quite hot. Do not ever go to, well basically asia. They will eat you alive and sooner rather than later. Try to find a local one, lazy enough to be playing a long game but self-involved enough to stay hot. Maybe you are just going to the gym at the wrong time, or you are running too fast, lol. The hot ones kinda lag. It's not luck. [/quote]
Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.
I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).
Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.
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