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I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 25601325:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzM0NjgzMDUyXzgyRDk4NjAw] [quote:Anonymous Coward 22441207:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzM0NjgxNjA4X0IxRkYyRjYy] OP, do you really want to be jerking off into a fleshlight when you are 60? [/quote] Why is that your outcome? [quote:Anonymous Coward 28183153:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzM0NjgyNjE1X0M0RTBDRDcw] [quote:Anonymous Coward 25148952:MV8yMDE2ODMwXzMzODkwMTg1Xzc4QTlERTc5] Sorry for you. You could quit porn cold turkey and wait 3 months and try to live a normal life. [/quote] Porn is a gift. Sex is a gift. Women have perverted this by using men for the feminist agenda. Shop and watch tv and read stupid magazines. All under the guise of manipulating men for sex. Good men do not see why women use them... Men, do not settle for this. It is a rampant game. Women are setting themselves up for a very huge paradigm change. As a man, I advise all younger men to wait, use porn, and never marry unless you are absoulutely sure the woman cares about you. How do you know....well, how much do you really need anyone? fin is [/quote] Never use porn. [b]You can save chi/life energy.[/b] [/quote]
Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.
I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).
Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.
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