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[quote:Anonymous Coward 62398:MV8yMDMxNzFfMzg2MDE2N18yQUNCM0Q3OQ==] ''During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 for every Indian issue ever introduced. Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle. After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.'' You will note that while Bush was supposedly given the name "Walking Eagle" in the 2005 variant, Kerry was dubbed "Running Eagle" in the one above. There's no clear reason for the change apart from the emergence of a transitional version dated September 2004 in which Kerry's alleged Indian name unaccountable becomes "Walking Eagle": http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_walking_eagle.htm [/quote]
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the representatives of various American Indian Nations last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to the decision to select the new name given to the President.
They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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